Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Redhead Jokes

Terry Banker, a writer pal of The Famous Author, shares our affinity for red haired ladies. In a private correspondence, Terry offered the following one-liners as proof of his devotion. He actually offered a few others, too, but his list needed some editing for the mixed company here. Thanks, Terry. And good hunting!

Q. Why would a redhead take a blonde shopping?
A. To get a handicapped space.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A. A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy!

Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something.

Q. What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A. You've never had it SO good and So fast.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A. A blonde let's you leave the bed when YOU are satisfied.

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