Thursday, August 9, 2007

I Have a Sick Aunt

"I won't be in today. I have to drive to Philly and see my Aunt Gertrude."

"Where are you playing golf?"

"I swear, Rags. Gertie is very very sick."

"Carr, you're the biggest bull-thrower I've ever seen. Get your ass in here to work."

"Family duty, boss. But maybe I'll sell her some insurance with my new Financial Planner's license."

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