Saturday, December 1, 2007
WRITERS SCHEDULE CAGED BATTLE
I don't know what Music Boy (Roman White) and The Famous Author (Jack Somebody) were thinking, but I know who I'm picking. Whenever their scheduled caged match takes place--sometime next year at the annual Writers Retreat Workshop Fall confab--I know The Viking will kick the Tennessee Turkey's lilly white ass.
I mean, how much analytical consideration does it take? On one hand you have this peach-faced cherub, on the other...
You tell me, folks? Who is going to win?
No, I think the only mystery here is how the heck this whole thing got started. These two former pals have been at each other's throats for years now, and this week tangled seriously in the private quarters of the fair damsel Lorin. Could this woman be at the center of this hot dispute between two old friends?
We called TFA last night to ask him.
"No, this has nothing to do with the fact we're both in love with Lorin. The guy is a bully, pure and simple," TFA said. "I know he looks like a happy, nice, funny, and talented guy..."
(TFA must like cowboy shirts)
"...but he's not. He's really...well, I guess he is talented and funny. But he was very mean to me."
Gee, TFA, get yourself a Kleenx.