Monday, September 24, 2007

Missing in Action?

The Famous Author didn't come home last night, and while his family and co-travelers aren't worried, I am. Who's going to write my new adventures? TFA was last seen at a Border's store near Hilton Head, South Carolina, accosting potential book buyers with the phrase, "Do you like mysteries?" Having seen TFA in similiar situations, I fear for his health.

TFA is six-two, 215 pounds, with green eyes and graying hair. He wears rose-colored, corrective lenses to compensate for his natural dark outlook. Please, if you see him, would you send TFA home?

I'm going to call the local hospitals.

7 comments:

Beth said...

Maybe he found a redhead who loves mysteries...

Austin Carr said...

Good thinking, Beth, but the crisis has been resolved. TFA got on the wrong bus and ended up in Savannah for the night.

Beth said...

You sure it wasn't a redhead named Savannah? :-)

Austin Carr said...

I am shocked. This is not an easy thing to do. I think you've just earned a Darkly Comic T-shirt. I will speak to TFA about sending you one.

Beth said...

It wouldn't have worked if you had said Charleston...Austin, you make a great straight man.

And I continue to be flattered by the abundant praise you and TFA heap upon me...

Anonymous said...

I believe Beth would make a great slueth...one that keeps Austin off balance...one he can't quite fool with his uber-macho persona...one he can't figure out if she's an ally or irritant during the case of an investigation. Just a thought for an Austin foil.

-Detective Roger Stark
"There are limits to negotiations."

Beth said...

Thanks, Det. Stark! The first member of my fan club. Ally or irritant - I've been called both in my time.

Austin is such a hottie, he inspires me to be my baddest. Or is that goodest?

AND I'm a redhead these days...so I'd fit right in. Right?