Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Better Than Sex

That's what this French lady reportedly said after fighting this 900-pound Giant Bluefin for three and a half hours. For sure it lasted longer, right guys?

In my current adventure, I get dragged overboard by one of these puppies, the largest member of the tuna family. It is one heck of a ride, let me tell you. Like all tuna, these fish fight like no other. It is rare that a Giant Bluefin is still alive by the time you get it alongside the boat. They literally spend their last ounce of energy fighting that hook.

A true story about a New Jersey fisherman being yanked off his boat by a Giant Bluefin is among the tales that sparked The Famous Author to write Big Numbers. In that real incident, the fisherman was strapped into a fighting chair bolted to the boat deck. Guess the bolts were old and rusted because Big Tuna ripped that chair right out of the wood.

Splash, and the fisherman was gone.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Redhead of the Week

Lee Grant, born in 1927, is an Academy Award-winning, Golden Globe-nominated American theater, film and television actress, and film director who was blacklisted by the Hollywood movie studio bosses in the 1950s.

Grant was born Lyova Haskell Rosenthal in New York City, daughter of Eastern European Jewish immigrants Witia (née Haskell), a teacher, and A. W. Rosenthal, a realtor and educator. Her stage name, Lee Grant, is a compilation of the two leading U.S. Civil War generals. Grant performed as a ballerina with the New York Metropolitan Opera at the age of four, and during her childhood studied dance and acting.

She established herself as a dramatic actress on Broadway while a teenager and was praised for her role as a shoplifter in the play Detective Story. Grant made her film debut in the movie version of Detective Story and received her first Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress nomination, and won the Best Actress Award at the Cannes Film Festival.

Called before the House Un-American Activities Committee to testify against her husband, the playwright Arnold Manoff, the father of her only child, her daughter, actress Dinah Manoff, Grant refused to testify and was ultimately blacklisted. She continued to work in theater and resumed her film career in the early 1960s, and also appeared in the television series "Peyton Place", for which she won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Drama.

Grant received subsequent Academy Award nominations for The Landlord (1970), and Voyage of the Damned (1976). She won an Oscar for Shampoo (1975). She has also directed several documentary films, including Down and Out in America (1986) which won the Academy Award for Documentary Feature. In recent years she has directed a series of Intimate Portrait episodes (for Lifetime Television) that celebrate a diverse range of accomplished women.

Her movies:
Detective Story (1951)
Storm Fear (1955)
Middle of the Night (1959)
The Blue Angel (1959)
The Balcony (1963)
An Affair of the Skin (1963)
Terror in the City (1964)
Divorce American Style (1967)
In the Heat of the Night (1967)
Valley of the Dolls (1967)
Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell (1968)
The Big Bounce (1969)
Marooned (1969)
The Landlord (1970)
There Was a Crooked Man... (1970)
The Last Generation (1971)
Plaza Suite (1971)
Portnoy's Complaint (1972)
The Internecine Project (1974)
Shampoo (1975)
Voyage of the Damned (1976)
Airport '77 (1977)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
The Swarm (1978)
The Mafu Cage (1978)
When You Comin' Back, Red Ryder? (1979)
Little Miss Marker (1980)
Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen (1981)
Visiting Hours (1982)
Billions for Boris (1984)
Constance (1984)
Teachers (1984)
Sanford Meisner: The American Theatre's Best Kept Secret (1985) (documentary)
The Big Town (1987)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Something to Live for: The Alison Gertz Story (1992)
Earth and the American Dream (1992) (documentary) (narrator)
It's My Party (1996)
The Substance of Fire (1996)
Under Heat (1996)
Poor Liza (1998)
Dr. T & the Women (2000)
The Amati Girls (2000)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
The Needs of Kim Stanley (2005) (documentary)
Going Shopping (2005)

Way to go Lee. How could they think someoned named Lee and Grant could be unpatriotic? Bastards.
Thanks to Wikipedia and Lee.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Hollywood Calls

Marshal Zeringue runs a couple of great websites for crime fiction fans, including the Page 69 test, the Page 99 test, and My Book, The Movie, where authors speculate on which actors should play the parts should the book be made into a movie. Not much chance--too many books, not enough movies--but The Famous Author threw his two cents in for Marshal's latest fantasy.

Check the link on the upper right. Edward James Olmos? Hulk Hogan? What kind of movie is this?

One of TFA's picks I found especially surprising was Molly Ringwald. TFA thinks Molly would make a wonderful Kelly Burns, the redheaded femme fatale who leads me astray. Now where did he get that idea, I wonder? Has TFA been raiding my Redheads of the Week? Hmmmm.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

On Being Chosen

A pal saw this blogger's post yesterday, forwarded it to The Famous Author, who in turn showed it to me. It was a happy shared moment for us, and there haven't been a lot of those lately. TFA and I have been very busy working on my third adventure, which necessitates a certain amount of isolation.

Even when we're working on the same story. Go figure.

Anyway, Blogger Diane of NANNERS AND NOODLES (link at upper right) says she just received a shipment of books from Amazon and posted a photo of her assorted purchases. Oh, my. There's BIG NUMBERS by TFA!

Since Diane hasn't read the book yet, I won't get too gushy. Maybe she won't like me and the crazy things I do. But thumbs up or thumbs down, Diane gets a big thank you for giving us a chance. There are 100 news mysteries and crime novels published every month. Hundreds of thousands of books available to buy.

Diane picked us.

Oh, happy day.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Howling Dog



And this barker's name is OEGY, or Open Energy Corp.


BIG MONEY, Chapter 18

The truth about what?

That’s the question I keep asking myself as I shower, smear Jif Chunky on wheat toast, and natty-up for work in a Navy blue Canali, white button-down shirt, and a maroon tie embroidered with tiny gold clocks.

The Canali’s secondhand, mind you. An unshaved, greasy-looking guy comes by the office every few months with a rack or two of little-worn expensive suits. Rumor is he buys them from recent Wall Street widows.

Wearing dead-man suits is as close to The Street as most Branchtown brokers will ever get.

Or maybe Gina’s message--putting my suit aside for a minute--is just her way of tugging my chain about her unfaithful husband. Maybe her message is a kind of red herring. A McGuffin. She could be so mad at Tony, so fed up with his cheating, she won’t believe a word the dumb bastard says.

Been there, done that. Wonder if Mrs. Tony Farascio’s pissed enough to take a lover?

Not that I discerned any direct or indirect offers earlier this morning. I trust my instincts to have mentioned such sweet intelligence. Not that I’d even consider an affair with a married woman, mind you...although consideration is a tricky word. I’m not counting brief flashes of wicked fantasy.


I crank open the Camry’s sky roof as I roll onto Shrewsbury Avenue. Except for parallel golden streaks of airplane condensation, a few puffs of pink candy-cotton on the eastern horizon, the windy sky sets a clean palate for the coming day. The crystal air tastes like pine forests and snow-topped mountains.

I’m headed to work earlier than usual today, the sun still a yellow bulb playing peek-a-boo behind Branchtown’s century-old sycamores and oaks. The kind of trouble I’m in--Bluefish threatening Ryan and Beth, Walter leaving, Talbot’s charges, then her murder, Big Tony’s wife giving me stiff ones--sleeping wasn’t an option. My mind buzzes.

One good thing, an idea that came to me as I spread my peanut butter, I’ve decided to send Ryan and Beth away from Branchtown. By good, I mean they’ll be safe. Missed but safe. My ex-wife Susan won’t go along at first, but I think she’ll cooperate after I describe Bluefish, the Creeper, the stories about Anne Marie Talbot’s body I overheard at the Branchtown Police station.

For twenty-four hours, I guess I figured Beth and Ryan would be safe as long as I did what Bluefish wanted. But Tony disappearing with the bookie’s hundred grand, and Talbot’s murder, definitely changes my assessment. Branchtown’s turning ugly, especially for me and mine. Susan has to relocate our children someplace even I don’t know about.

A man doesn’t like to think he could be tortured into giving up his children’s whereabouts. But why even take the chance? I’m a stockbroker, not special ops.

Crossing the train tracks, I glance across Broad Street toward Luis’s Mexican Grill. Luis’s and Umberto’s cars are parked there every day except Monday, but I’m earlier than usual, curious if I’ve beat them to work.

Both cars are there, Umberto’s fifteen-year-old Ford clunker and Luis’s well-maintained red Jeep, but something else quickly grabs my eye. Something that kicks my heart into race mode. A fast-rising column of black smoke gushes from one of the restaurant’s side windows.

Fire.

I have the Camry in a left turn anyway, so all I have to do is hold the wheel a little longer to snap a U across both northbound lanes of Broad Street. See how easy? Now my little Japanese import points right back into Luis’s gravel parking lot. Who cares if a Branchtown cabby honks and shows me his middle finger?

I dig inside my coat for the cell phone as I bounce into the lot. The front suspension bottoms on the cement driveway, skids across the gravel. A double-boogie rhythm grabs hold of my heart.

The 9-1-1 lady takes my name and Luis’s address, but I say no when she asks me to stay on.

“I’m going inside,” I say.



Black smoke chokes the kitchen from ceiling to my waist, a solid hot mass, the line between black and clear a sharply defined slash across the rectangular space. The top of the long, food-prep table is already invisible.

I fall to my hands and knees and scurry like a rat along the wooden legs. Heat radiates on my back like the noon summer sun. My knees crack and shout with pain on Luis’s imported Mexican tile.

Shit. I had to wear the Canali, right?

Umberto lies near the kitchen’s twin stainless steel sinks he uses to wash vegetables. My fingers check the chef’s pulse. The heartbeat feels strong and steady. I check around us, but there’s no sign of Luis.

I grab Umberto’s collar and drag him toward the back door. I duck walk to keep my head out of the smoke. Thank God the pint-sized Umberto doesn’t weigh much more than Beth. I have him outside on the back steps before I can say roasted pablano chili.

He coughs. Breathing fine on his own.

Crawling back inside, I see the mass of hot black smoke engulfs the top three-quarters of the kitchen. I have to crouch lower than before, finally crawling, snaking along like some Marine recruit dodging barbed-wire.

The clean air tastes hotter than before, too. My lungs tell me to turn back.

I wheel right at the twin sinks on my way into the main dining room. My slacks begin to shred at the knees and elbows. Nobody’s ever going to wear this imported puppy again.

The fire must have started in the basement. Flames almost eat me as I approach the burning cellar stairway. I push the door closed, blocking the flames, to make it past.

In the dining room, I see nothing on my right, but to the left, I spot a black Reebok poking out from behind the bar. Luis. I wriggle closer, the cloud of searing smoke warming my back like a red-hot poker.

I tug on his ankle but can’t move him. I inch closer. My back feels like it’s about to explode in flames. I grip him with both hands and yank. Nothing. He’s stuck like a long-term investor.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Book for Your Man

"Crushing your enemies, driving them before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women? It doesn't get any better than this." –Eugene Robinson.

Ah, a man after The Famous Author's heart. Although he could best be described as a bespectacled scribe, TFA likes to think of himself as a fearless viking, so Robinson's book sounds perfect for his Christmas stocking.

I mean, how's this for a title: Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking

Some of you out there might think this book doesn't actually fit in the crime fiction category. Well, you haven't been seated next to its author, Eugene S. Robinson, and had Eugene explain what he would do if his book failed to appear on your crime fiction blog.

TFA had the experience at his son's wedding not long ago, and my boss described it as "life-changing." In fact, TFA says it is clear to him now that Eugene's book is a must for all crime fiction writers, maybe everyone living.

A former body–builder, one–time bouncer, and lifelong fight connoisseur, Eugene is apparently very convincing. So is his book. FIGHT takes readers on a no–holds–barred plunge into what fighting is all about, and what fighters live for.

When Robinson and his fellow fighters mix it up, they live completely for the moment--absorbed in the feel of muscles slippery with sweat; the metallic tang of blood mingling with saliva in the mouth; the sweet, firm thud of taped knuckles impacting flesh. They fight because it feels good. They fight because they want to win. And even if they get their asses kicked, they fight because they love fighting.

Personally, I'd rather be taking out the garbage than experience that little scene. But for guys who secretly want to be vikings, maybe sweat and bloody spit are more appealing.

FIGHT is part encyclopedia and part a personal tour of fighting in all its forms. Robinson's tough–guy narrative covers everything from wrestling, jiu–jitsu, boxing and muay thai to bar fighting, hand–to–hand combat, prison fighting and hockey fights. An illustrated book as edgy and interesting as it is gorgeous.

Eugene has written for GQ, The Wire, Grappling Magazine, LA Weekly, Vice Magazine, Hustler, and Decibel, among many others. He's studied boxing, Kenpo karate, muay thai (mixed martial arts), wrestling, and Brazilian jiu jitsu.

Robinson is also the vocalist and front man for Oxbow, a rock group-cum-fight club whose most recent album, The Narcotic Story, will be released very shortly. He lives in the San Francisco area.

Ok, Eugene, I hope this gets TFA off the hook. Please don't hurt him. He really needs to work on my third adventure.