Hilton Head. Of course.
"Relax, Austin, I'll be back this weekend."
"That's what you said a few years ago when I had to track you down in Mexico."
"Yeah, but I'm a much better person now. I quit drinking that mescal stuff."
"Oh, well, then everything's fine. What was I thinking? So what's with the alligator?"
"Number two son and I saw one on the golf course Monday. Looked exactly like this one."