Saturday, March 26, 2011

Win $1,000 for Your 20,000-word Mystery

Some devoted fans of Rex Stout and his character Nero Wolfe -- they call themselves The Wolfe Pack -- sent The Famous Author an announcement this weekend, and while TFA seems disinterested, I can tell you the news has me thinking.

Do you smell smoke?

Mr. Wolfe wasn't the kindest of souls, but first, here's the announcement: The Wolfe Pack/Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine's annual Black Orchid Novella Contest is underway. The deadline is May 31, 2011. The winner receives $1,000 and publication in AHMM. We'd welcome your submissions.

Details are at The Wolfe Pack's den, but here's the Contest Entry Qualifications:

Each entry must be an original unpublished work of fiction that conforms to the tradition of the Nero Wolfe series.
The mystery should be "traditional" in flavor.

The crime must be solved using the deductive abilities of the sleuth. No coincidences.

The killer must be known to the victim. No random pycho shootings.

The characters (male or female) must have an engaging relationship.

There needs to be some wit.

The timing could be retro or current.

There should be no explicit sex or violence.

The detective could be a professional or amateur.

The setting could be NYC or Boston or wherever.

We're not looking for anything derivative of the Nero Wolfe character, milieu, etc.

Fer-de-Lance, Stout's first Nero Wolfe novel, appeared in 1934, according to The Pack's website bio. "More than seventy other Nero Wolfe books and stories followed. During World War II, Rex Stout waged a personal campaign against Nazism as chairman of the War Writers Board, master of ceremonies of the radio program, "Speaking of Liberty," and member of several national committees.

After the war, he resumed writing Nero Wolfe novels. In 1959 he won the Mystery Writers of America's Grand Master Award. Rex Stout died October 27, 1975 at the age of 88. A month before his death, he published the final Nero Wolfe book, A Family Affair."

So why am I, Austin Carr, interested in The Wolfe Pack's novella contest? I've never written anything but bad checks. Well, I met this young lady at Pazzo's in Red Bank last night. Happened to mention I was a character in my own series. You know. It just slipped out. Anyway, it turns out this fiery-haired woman named Lorraine is a writer, and she has this novella. It starts out like this:

Men were trouble, dead or alive.


Ann O'Dyne said...

Lorraine and I both know that opener is not novel, it's non-fiction.

I love Rex Stout's style and I loved that TV series with the late Maury Chaykin playing the orchid maven. I watched it for Tim Hutton actually. he's watchable.

Austin Carr said...

There was never enough action (fist and gun fights) in Rex's work for me. I enjoyed Archie in one or two of them.

Marshall Stacks said...

After the cordite cleared, Archie adroitly flung the gun, and punched the corpse to be sure all the life it had was as spent as the casings he kicked into the gutter.

Ann O'Dyne said...

The floozy was a fool to flaunt her polyrrhiza lindenii corsage at Nero Wolfe and not think he would avenge the theft of his rarest plant, which denied him the pleasure of it's brief annual spike of nine ghostly white blooms.

BwcaBrownie said...

Her cold-blooded chloroform despatching of Fritz the chef into a coma had caused Wolfe to dine reluctantly at Rusterman's restaurant, and to sashay blatantly by his table wearing the Ghost Orchids was provocation beyond the tolerance of even the most civilised sleuth.

Austin Carr said...

I missed that one. Ann.

Marshall Stacks said...

re 'I missed that one. Ann"
'Austin Carr said...
There was never enough action (fist and gun fights) in Rex's work for me'

2. so here's some:

3. After the cordite cleared, Archie adroitly flung the gun, and punched the corpse ...

x x aka AOD

Austin Carr said...

I meant I missed that novel, the one with cordite (the wrong word incidentally. No cordite since WWI) and Archie punching corpses. That sounds like plenty of action for me. Title, por favor?

Marshall Stacks said...

it's just me, all of the mes, amusing/confusing you, as per the Wolfe Pack competition.
mwah mwah