Ok, this is one of those things that happen, you couldn't put it in your novel because it's too unbelievable. I'm warning you now. Her name is Becky. We fell in love in a matter of minutes last Tuesday. I told The Famous Author I was going out, left a false trail toward Canada, then flew to Vegas, got married, and now I'm on my honeymoon. One day, Jersey to Vegas to Cabo San Lucas.
See? It's too unbelievable. Things like this don't happen. And yet here I am, me and The Beckster, sipping and sunning down Mexico way. I don't know if I want to be the star of TFA's novels anymore. This is much more fun.