The Famous Author and I had a tough weekend, culminating Saturday afternoon when nobody but Baha Jeff showed up for our local book signing at Border's Express in the Monmouth Mall. Our hometown, for crying out loud. Even TFA's wife, and his best friend, Corkface, turned out to be no shows.
In fact, they've both been missing for 24 hours now. Hmmm. Corkface and TFA's wife have been friends since childhood. As you can see in the above photo, taken recently on a two-couple vacation, the two are very close. Hmmm.